Click to Enlarge There is some kind of "full moon" pun here but I'm not clever enough to deliver it properly. I just thought the idea of becoming a werewolf who specifically eats really gross butts was funny because I'm part 12 year old. Read all the Frontkick here. #frontkick

Click to Enlarge I can't tell if this joke is actually funny, or just funny to me. But I decided from the beginning that Frontkick was a comic I was going to just make, whatever came to my head and made me laugh, that would be the guideline. That's why there are a few jokes thrown in that reference Trump. It's not strictly anything but what I want to make it. I figure it's a mystery what goes into hotdog meat and I thought it would be funny to reveal it in one of those Ancest

Click to Enlarge What scares me about the anti-Trumpers is if you deny that Trump is Hitler, you suddenly become Hitler. Of course there are people just as isane who will think you are the devil if you don't call him Jesus. Well he's no Hitler, and he's no Jesus. There, I said it. Come at me bro. Read all the Frontkick here. #frontkick

Click to Enlarge It's a hard lesson to learn, but at some point we all have to grow up and realize that holding up your poo covered hands no longer has the cute factor it once did. Read all the Frontkick here. #frontkick

Click to Enlarge This is more of a truism than a joke. Any problem can be solved if you wrap it in bacon, it is the edible duct tape. Leave it to the human race to make the best of a bad situation. Read all the Frontkick here. #frontkick

Click to Enlarge Ever had a brutal game of Tetris and just wanted to cry in the shower for a while? Yeah, me too. Read all the Frontkick here. #frontkick

Click to Enlarge I imagine an old school angry mob leader would get frustrated by the way mobs have changed. There's nothing like the feeling of a real torch or pitchfork in your hand when you are ready to go gang up on someone. Read more Frontkick here. And if you laughed at this joke, please share it. This is a brand new comic and that's the only way it's going to find new eyes. Ethan #frontkick

Click to Enlarge Maybe with Obama Care potentially being rolled back, this is the future some fear is coming. Either way, it's good to have a frugal wife, even if she pushes things sometimes. Read more Frontkick here. And if you laughed at this joke, please share it. This is a brand new comic and that's the only way it's going to find new eyes. Ethan #frontkick

Trump hates pictures of his double chin. The internet has already had its fun with this, but I couldn't resist my own contribution. Click to enlarge... Read more FRONTKICK. #frontkick

We've all experienced this, at least, if we've eaten beets. My wife is a notorious beet eater. On our first date she ordered a beet salad, which stuck with me because it was the greatest date I had ever been on. I ordered a chicken sandwich. I had never been a big beet eater, but once I met my love I started because she took pride in her ability to cook them, peel them and slice them up into salads. But on a number of occasions, even though I have been with her for four years

It's Frontkick Friday. This episode: chickens. This reminds of this one time I was a guest at a convention and one of the Boondock Saints guys was next to me and he saw someone in a Che Guevara shirt and he got pretty passionate about how stupid kids who wear that shirt and have no idea who that guy is are. I tend to agree, but I could never express it so intensely. #frontkick

FRONTKICK #2. Because I smoke a pipe, but have thought about trying alternatives for the sake of those who object. Merry Christmas! My house is loaded with family so I've gotta get back to it. Ethan #frontkick #pipe #smoke #gibbon

I'm excited to start posting my new joke strip, FRONTKICK. I'll be posting these weekly on Friday here on my web site. This is the first! This gag was inspired by the TV show Botched, which my wife is a fan of. These two smarmy plastic surgeons go around fixing people's botched plastic surgeries, but they never really seem to fix the surgery "all the way". I'm sure it's not easy. I'd love to see what they would do with a centaur. #frontkick